Good evening to anyone who is still reading my blog, the last entry explained that I still have no idea who my audience is, so today’s entry is a travelogue and a general interest account. No educational opinions, no polemics. It is just a story of my opinions and expereinces of Melbourne.
Yesterday Lizzie took me to Wellington Airport and I said goodbye to New Zealand, said goodbye to the wonderful people who looked after me during the first two weeks of my adventure, but now a new chapter begins.
This is a travellers guide to Melbourne so my first advice is skybus is great, it takes you straight to Southern Cross Station, possibly a little pricey…but hey its OK. Now the warnings….first of all don’t pay any attention to google directions if you are planning on using public transport, check with Melbourne city council itself and secondly as soon as you arrive you need to buy a Mikey card…you pay 6AUD dollars for the card but this is for the card not for travelling anywhere. However if you are going from the city centre to the suburbs you are laughing. In my case I stayed at an air Band B in East Brunswick so everything was cool, but cross town public transport is pretty rubbish.
I wont bore you with details of my accommodation except to say if you are planning to visit Melbourne you could do worse than check out “no love letters please,” A wonderful place to stay.
OK so first impressions of Australia, I had half expected Melbourne to be a small city, many people had told me Melbourne is like Wellington, so in my mind I had visions of a sprawling, arty, slightly sleepy city of low rise buildings with a ridiculously impossible airport. Wow how wrong can a man be. First difference with Wellington, it rained in Melbourne, I arrived on a very grey rainy evening and took the 96 st Kilda tram in the completely wrong direction, google directions said take the Skybus to southern cross Railway station then take the 96 tram to st Kilda beach………NO NO NO NO….it actually said take the 96 tram FROM st Kilda Beach. Believe me the trams at 5pm are mental, I have travelled the Paris Underground, the New York Subway, the London Tube but nothing prepared me for the sheer human compression that is the Melbourne tram system. I also “ghost rode ” the entire journey because I did not understand how to use the Myki card. As i said earlier, you pay 6 AUD for the card but then have to top it up, you tap on, tap off….ha I did everything wrong .
My suitcase had become fat with Books, everywhere I went in New Zealand I was given a pack of books so my suitcase had put on a whopping 8 kg and now weighed 23 Kg suitcase, burdened with back pack and suitcase in this sea of humanity, feeling hungry, hot and uncomfortable, I must exactly what I am …a fat old man a long way from home. For the first time on this trip I felt like I wanted my own bed and was Nicola looking after my allotment, how I missed my home and my vegetables which would almost be ready for harvesting.
By the time I arrived at East Brunswick I was a couple of hours late and feeling grumpy, I arrived at my air BandB almost exactly the same time as my host and all the negativity was blown away immediately. My host was really intelligent, really interesting and a real pleasure to talk with and “No Love Letters Please” is probably the best air BandB I have stayed in. I would like to say we became friends, but that is not true, we each had our own separate lives and these lives did not really overlap too much. Suffice to say that all the temporary irritations of the day were dispelled.
The following day I had a morning appointment at the Victoria school of languages but that will be discussed in another entry. Instead armed with my new found confidence of using the MyKi card, my familiarity with the tram system and advice from my host, today I would head down to St Kilda Breakwater to see the penguins arrive in after a hard day at sea. To be honest i did not expect to see them but ….you know…. I had nothing else to do and I have never seen wild penguins.
A word about the birdlife here. Melbourne as I have said is a big city…think London…think New York, this is a big city, but I was completely blown away to see parrots in the trees…not just one or two parrots but loads of them, the magpies are different to our own in Europe and the cockatoos are really common too.
I am digressing though, here was the chance to see Penguins, but of course I was not going to see any, but hey ho here we go, the walk down the pier was absolutely freezing, a biting wind from the Antarctic but I started to feel a little optimistic about seeing the penguins because it was like the walk from Percy street on Match day up to St James’ a stream of people (virtually all Chinese by the way….you do feel as if you are really in the Pacific here) all heading the same way all hoping to catch a glimpse of a penguin.
The end of the pier was crowded, penguin rangers with red lights keeping the curious onlookers away from these cute little bad tempered birds. But yes I saw a lot of Penguins. Unfortunately flash photography is forbidden and it was getting dark, I did not have my tripod with me so although I took a 100 or so pictures, there is only one or two of any use.
Curiosity satisfied I had seen Penguins in the wild, no kangaroos yet, no Wombats, no Koalas and no red backs, fummel webs or poisonous snakes. The sun had gone down and now it was time to get off to Uncle Joe’s wine bar to meet up with Philip Crawley for a beer or two, tomorrow I visit Victoria school of Virtual learning.











